Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
