Don't you send me to vm
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I have aggressive nipples.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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