oh god the rape fog is back!
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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