There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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