David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
We have started to decorate penises.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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