glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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