How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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