i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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