At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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