So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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