i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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