New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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