no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
