Best friends brother. Beat that.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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