I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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