i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I touched a dick in church today
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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