giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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