with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
