Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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