was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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