I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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