like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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