Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
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