ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
This house was built for laser tag.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Two words: nipple clamps
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