For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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