"it" just moved
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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