I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
