I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
It's official drugs can't kill me
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
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