I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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