the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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