porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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