Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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