i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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