Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
im six kinds of drunk right now
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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