i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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