What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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