if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Damn victory sex feels great
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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