Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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