Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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