doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
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