I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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