There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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