singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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