there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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