id be glad to
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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