dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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