Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
