just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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