I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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