Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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