I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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