my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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