It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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