guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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