she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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