Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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