Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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