I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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